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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 12 Vol 5

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  While the official definition of a “West Virginia High” is an area of stagnant high pressure located over WV during Indian Summer, this also can apply to the realization that once you’re a Mountaneer you’re always a Mountaineer, even if you get a masters as a Panther, or parent a Bullet, Titan, and Golden Knight.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Smellucination

Similar to a hallucination – to smell a smell that isn’t actually there. Similar vibrucination, where you think your phone is ringing/vibrating but it’s actually not.

For a true smellucination experience, feel free to hang out on Carinne’s couch. Lana hasn’t been on it for over two years but it smells like she was there ten minutes ago.

Song of the Week: The Kinks, Sunny Afternoon

Notable Accomplishments:  Hanovers have opened their pool. Nate survived prom and got jury duty summons. RE Jr also received jury duty summons; will he follow in his daughter’s footsteps and be foreman? CJ finished up. AKP starts again at the bar. Nicole and Tim are participating in their neighborhood garage sale.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Way back in 2008, Vol 1 Issue 19, when nine people were on the newsletter alias, you were told you got a boat, and asked what you would name it. Answers included 5 O’Clock Somewhere, Flow-Rida, 7s Heaven, Rocky IV…

Well, due to scientific advancements, vacation houses are no longer beach houses, but instead are houses on other planets and in other galaxies. What do you name your starship?

FWN Member of the Week: Barson!     

Alex can run a mile in just under 7 minutes. The US city she’s never been to but would like to visit is Vegas. When asked what kitchen utensil best describes her personality, Alex explained it is a spatula, because she knows what one is. Lastly, the most recent song Alex heard on her iPod was “What a Wonderful World”, by The Clarks.

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Classifieds: Nada   

Look for more next time,

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