Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 11 Vol 5
Important Holidays: None
Weather: After your significant other exposes you to Dalton’s Law which relates to gases and pressures, and your friend exposes you to Murphy’s Law, you decide to create your own Law, which unfortunately does not get passed by the house and senate. Lame.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Cyclops Date
A date with someone you’ve met on the internet; not quite a blind date, because you’ve seen photos/emailed/texted, etc.
After RE Jr’s phone number was mistakenly put on craigslist, he was contacted for a Cyclops date by multiple people.
Song of the Week: Beastie Boys, Paul Revere
Trainer Tip of the Week: (Temporary special section as Carinne is voluntarily getting her butt kicked at the gym with a trainer) Stretch. Stretch a lot. Before you go to sleep, when you wake up. Stretch. Go stretch right now. Streeeetch.
Notable Accomplishments: The real thing is not who won UNO last weekend, but the fact that Nate lost. Carinne and Allie had a great time at the beer festival, tasting roughly 72 different kinds of beers. Current tennis game rankings are Nate: 14 Alex: 1. Carinne got a free pint of Victory beer. RE Jr is on the trivia leaderboard.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Although some of you may have been asked this as part of your member of the week question, it is being recycled: What game show would you choose to be on if given the opportunity? Please note, game show is not reality TV so things like Survivor do not apply.
FWN Member of the Week: AJ!
The editor is a failure and did not submit the questionnaire in a reasonable time frame for AJ to reply.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
The Year of Epic
Official Editor
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