Intermittent, Explosive Disorder

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 8 Vol 5

The title of this newsletter was brought to you by AK, as reportedly this is the scientific term for ‘Road Rage’.

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  Your attempt to change your career to a Rapping Weatherman will fail miserably when your single ‘Data Buoys’ (instead of ‘Atta Boys’) is a huge flop. Just leave this weather section to the professionals, okay?  

I run around checkin all the weath-er / My mom says put on a sweat-er (sweater!) / I roll out in my new rims (snow tires) / Hail comin down’ on my tims (yeah) / Data Buoys. What, data buoys.

Urbandictionary word of the day: YOLO

Acronym for You Only Live Once.

You only live once, that’s the model, YOLO

Song of the Week: The Entertainer, Marvin Hamlisch

 

Notable Accomplishments:  CP has won one free soft pretzel per day from the Pretzel Factory for the entire month of May.  Alex coached her first soccer game. Brandi's mum had brain surgery this week and is doing very well. Brandi is wearing slippers at work due to shoe difficulty with swollen ankles (we are getting close to the first FWN baby!).

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Mad Lib!!! You need a FWN member & a thing/object.

(name, name, name) of the jungle! Strong as (s)he can be. Watch out for that (thing!)!!!

FWN Member of the Week: Heather!    

Heather’s favorite after school activity was softball, and her senior year she got to pitch. Her first job was babysitting, which she hated. If she were to be an Olympic competitor, she’d probably pick track as she was “fast” in her younger years. The US city she’s never been to but would like to visit is NYC, which is becoming a reality as she will be going at the end of May!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada  

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Dasher Dancer Pachan

Official Editor