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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 42 Vol 4

Important Holidays: AJ’s Birthday, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day (2012)

Weather:  Watch out for the wayward confetti rain happening this weekend. Saturday night will be typical; the only difference is you’re pretty much guaranteed to get some sort of action at midnight, versus awkwardly trying to be a big bad wolf.    

Urbandictionary word of the day: Killing two pigs with one bird

An adaptation of the old saying “killing two birds with one stone”, this is derived from the game Angry Birds. Are you angry Petr? You look angry.

RE Jr: Getting a Home Depot gift card at the grocery store. Killing two birds with one stone.

CP: I think the birds have had it with getting two of their kind killed with one stone. Evolution has been happening and now they’re killing two pigs with one bird. Making a comeback… Still with a sacrifice though.

RE Jr: What?

CP: Angry birds. Go ask Lexy.

Song of the Week: George Thorogood, One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

Notable Accomplishments:  BK is leading in the FWN college bowl pool. AL dethroned UM as the wishbone champion. On Deighton’s last day at HH the family got the HH on the national leaderboard.  Cam won at Candyland. Alex and Carinne have been reunited with Twisted Metal 2. Carinne again found the pickle. MM did a great job impersonating Greggy.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Who would you rather decide your New Year’s Resolution?

a)      The authors of fortune cookies

b)      Richard Simmons

c)      A random member of the cast of Looney Tunes

d)      Alex Trebek

FWN Member of the Week: AJ!

Aunt Jul has no idea why her name is Aunt Jul but she likes it. Her favorite class in high school was Fine Arts because they went on lots of trips. If forced to choose between an extra finger and an extra toe, she’d take the finger to salute people with. Lastly, AJ can hold her breath for approximately 78 minutes.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Two month FWN tone-up/weight-loss plan, goes until March 9^th. It’s the dreary months, what else do you have to do but go to the gym? Keep your endorphins up.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Juror No. 1