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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 37 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Out of offices unite! Tis the season for no one to be at work and for UM’s out of office memo overload. 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Parkopoly

The secret password.

[At an undisclosed location]

FWN Member 1: Parko

FWN Member 2: POLO

FWN Member 3: Not POLO jeez POLY you’re fired as bouncer at [undisclosed location]

Song of the Week: Steppenwolf, Magic Carpet Ride

Notable Accomplishments:  Parkopoly was successfully created; Carinne won the first game. Alex accidentally texted the whole family instead of just Cam when shopping at midnight sales on Black Friday. Cam stood in line for two hours at Target for a PS3. Cam got selected for an army leadership training program. Nate began varsity swimming. Alex helped make the Thanksgiving pies this year. RE Jr was inducted into the German Club.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  If you could write an out of office message and have it be appropriate, what would it say? For example typically people are professional and brief, but now you can brag or be as honest as you’d like.

Having more fun than you for the next three days, until I run out of mosquito repellent. Then I will be wishing I was at work. I may also be out on Monday due to my hypochondriac tendency to fear malaria. Contact my boss with urgent inquiries.

FWN Member of the Week: MOTW is on holiday this week. Celebrate yourself!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Cam is selling candy bars for $1 and Tracy is selling candles for $10.

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

shopping hangover

Official Editor