Family Weekly Boozeletter

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 35 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Veterans Day

 

Weather:  What the? Moody moony all around lately. It's best to sequester yourself until it's all out of everyone else's (but most likely it's you, you're just blaming everyone else) system.

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: S'moron

 

Someone who does not understand the concept of s'mores or how to properly make s'mores.

 

Michael: Lexy, that's the fourth s'more you've burned!

Lexy: I like them that way. GOSH. S'moron.

Michael: Uh, grounded!

 

Song of the Week: The Ronettes, Be My Baby

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne and MM continued to play scrabble; Carinne has been winning excessively, possibly due to "birthday week" concessions.     

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Would you rather have a crystal ball, a slightly fluky magic wand, or a time machine? Please note the time machine cannot go in the future, and the magic wand cannot manipulate time.

 

FWN Member of the Week: Tracy!    

 

If Tracy were to go on a game show she would go on Family Feud. She has no idea why she was name Tracy, but her dad picked it. For breakfast she had Yogurt and if she were to visit another country it would be anywhere in Europe.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

so far 26 has been lame.

Official Editor