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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 33 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Barry’s Birthday

Weather:  BAM! Ka-POW! In an epically lame week, feel free to spice up your routine with words that are fundamentally more thrilling. Walking to the copy machine? Insert a Hi-YAH! Waiting for the microwave? Toss out a BOOM!

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Premake

                                                            

The original version of a song that is less famous than the remake.

Common premakes are All Along the Watchtower, Hound Dog, Live & Let Die…

Song of the Week: We No Speak Americano, Yolanda Be Cool

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne lost 6lbs this week on her biggest loser weigh in; unfortunately most of that is Diet Coke weight from her trying to throw the initial weigh in. Cam comes home next week!  Barson will be a rockette tonight on her sorority's homecoming float.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Today is national Caps Lock Day. What keyboard key would you like to make a national holiday for?  

FWN Member of the Week: Dr. Ali!

The editor did not get the questionnaire out early enough, and Ali is all out being a Dr., so no responses yet.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Anyone want to make a witch’s brew of sinus relief?

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Alive with the undead

Official Editor