Eat, Drink & Be Scary

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 34Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nate’s Birthday, Halloween, Election Day

Weather (By BK):  It’s colder than a witches t*t so the werewolves of London need to put on an extra hide. It’s going to rain candy corn but some parts will have monster mash hailing down.  

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Organic Stairmaster

                                                            

A hill.

Trick-or-treating in Pittsburgh is a challenge due to the organic stairmasters around. Fortunately, parental hosts of trick or treating are treated with cold beverages at various stops.

Song of the Week: Ghost Busters, Ray Parker Jr.

Notable Accomplishments: Cam is back today! Last week’s Halloween party was a success. The hot tub is still in good condition.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Would you rather spend a night at:

a) Bates Motel

b) Dracula's Castle

c) Alcatraz

d) The Shining's Overlook Hotel

FWN Member of the Week: Nate!

Trick or Treat? Nate picks treat. The year Nate was a hippie was his favorite Halloween costume. This morning he woke up at 6am. Given the option of sweating jell-o or  ice cream he’d pick jell-o because the ice cream would be too sticky.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Anyone have tickets to the black & ghouled game this weekend?

Look for more next time,

Caricula

Alive with the undead

Official Editor