Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 25 Vol 2

Editor’s note: What a monumental week we have here at the FWN.  Many, many congratulations to the Bravo Company on their graduation! Happy 21 Barson! Happy 21^30239 Mark! And AJ will become the infamous “mother-in-law” after tomorrow! Raise your glasses high, and cheers, to all of the recipients – here’s to seven days of celebrating all of these incredible occasions!

Important Holidays: Cam comes home!!!!!!!!!, Mark turns old, BARSON TURNS 21

Upcoming Events: Josh's wedding, Nate/Cam First day of school, Swim Team Car Wash (Sat, 10AM), Celebrating Cam’s birthday 1.5 months late, UM/T & Co will be camping in the rain with the bears this weekend

Weather: It is a universal requirement that whenever Carinne is driving the PA turnpike from NJ to Pittsburgh, it must be raining. Therefore, expect torrential downpours.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Manther

The male equivalent of a cougar (see Vol 1, Issue 37); a man who dates a younger woman

Famous manthers include Hugh Hefner, Michael Douglas, and Tom Cruise.

Song of the Week: Green Day, Viva la Gloria!

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam is home TODAY. He has been made head of his platoon. Carinne had her 1 year anniversary at work. Lexy, Chloe, Ali, and Liz have all started school again. Anna survived week 1 in the US, and has made the tennis team.    

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Epic game of rock paper scissors. See title of newsletter: pick your poison.

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock?

FWN Member of the Week: BAAAAARSON! (Emphasize the BAR)

If Alex were to drink anything, right now, she would drink a pina colada, and combine it with kegs & eggs (she responded at 9am). Her most recent hangover was this Tuesday. Alex can run a mile in appx 7-8 min, and her dream car is a 1997 red jeep wrangler (hint hint parents).  

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C-rin P

Crabfest, crabfest  

Official Editor