Perfecting the Swagger

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 23 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Merle (AJ’s pup)’s birthday

Weather: Just sit back and hold on tight as the storm passes. Soon enough you’ll be drying off with a brewski as the sun comes out.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Dirty Dirty

Slang, used for the south. Sometimes spelled as “durrty”. Includes portions of the Carolinas, GA, LA, AL, AR, Mississippi, etc. Not Florida or Texas. Atlanta is sometimes referred to, by rappers, as the capitol of the dirty dirty.

R Jr: Yo, last week the fam n I went to the dirty dirty for vacation. It was pretty BAMF, but also kind of fexpensive.

Mark: Bro, I hear that. But Geo and I almost had a dudevorce as we argued over who you missed more. Sofa king stressful.

Cam and Chloe’s current residence is in the Dirty Dirty.

Song of the Week: (brought to you by MJ & the Topless Tunes) FM, Steely Dan

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam is home in TWO WEEKS!!!  Many thoughts are with Tom & Poppy for speedy recoveries. Aunt Jul is successfully planning the rehearsal dinner for Josh’s wedding. Nicole scored a guitar pick that was thrown into the audience at last night’s Keith Urban concert. Alex survived another summer of work and begins her junior year soon.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You are walking down a deserted road in the wee hours of the morning. Suddenly a pay phone next to you starts ringing... Do you answer it?

FWN Member of the Week: MJ!!

If handed a tomato and offered to throw it at anyone, UM would throw it at Bill Cowher. His shoe size is 12 and he has recently purchased a pair of Converse All-Stars. The coffee cup he used this morning was a “big old hefty WVU mug”, and his favorite iPod playlist is titled Topless Tunes, which, reportedly, is “for the convertible, not those songs that get Tracy to strip.” (The editor is shocked it’s not the playlist that he uses when going to the grocery store.)

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

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Official Editor