Why So Serious?

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 19 Vol 1 

Important Holidays:  Nothing. The world is currently lame.

Weather: Slightly commando as carinne doesn’t have any clean underwear. Stop gagging, she’s just kidding. But seriously, it’s like, granny-panties-in-the-back-of-the-underwear-drawer status because of a lack of laundry being done.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  kickback

A get together consisting of close friends, partying, and drinking.

Man, Carinne’s kickback this weekend is going to be the bomb diggity.

Song of the week: Sibelius, Finlandia Op. 26

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne saw the opening of The Dark Knight at 1230am. She loved it.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You get a boat. What do you name it?

Family Member of the Week: Carinne! It’s about time, sorry folks, just had to admit I’m awesome and get it over with.

Carinne is currently, in fact, wearing underwear (see the Weather section for more details). She will additionally answer three questions/fun facts that are sent in by readers. That is, if anyone has any questions.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Be sure to think of your team name for the beer-pong tourney on Sat. Bev will trade Ron in for a great dane puppy.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008