my new goal in life is to find a cure for the hangover... never drinking again

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 18 Vol 1 

Important Holidays:  Bev’s birthday, Cam’s Birthday, Mum mum’s birthday

Weather:  A front of old age is creeping in, coming on heavily at the beginning of the weekend. It’ll pass by mid week.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

Song of the week: Garbage, Special

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne got a buy-one-get-one six pack of beer (meaning, the lady forgot to ring up one of the six packs. Greatest day ever). Cameron gets the Vera Bradley catalog. UM got a nose job. Lexy got braces.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Which do you pick?

Glass #1 – instantly cures that miserable, worst ever hangover you have.

Glass #2 – allows you to do one task perfectly for the day. (for example, if you want to remodel your bathroom, you’ll get it done well.) remember though, you would be doing this task while miserably hungover.

If you drink both, you die. So don’t do that.

Family Member of the Week: Tom!!!!

Tom’s middle name is Richard. If he could be any character from any video game, he would be Crash Bandicoot. His favorite thing to listen to is the Clarks. He enjoys a hearty bowl of saltine crackers and milk.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  RSVP for Carinne’s graduation party.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008