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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 45 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Don’t open the shutters to your little house on the prairie just yet; the brief warm spell will quickly be gone with the wind and you may get goosebumps. The plague of winter sill has its jaws tightened and you have quite a bit of time a bit of time before you can go catch some rye in the green gables.    

Urbandictionary word of the day (by Gina): Manternity Leave

The time a man gets off from work when his significant other has a baby.

When any of the RE Jr children has children, perhaps RE Jr will get Grand-Manternity leave in order to properly acclimate the newborn to the ways of cigars and scotch and hot tub.

Song of the Week: Poor Little Fool, Ricky Nelson

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate got accepted to University!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Mad lib! You need:

-          a present-tense verb (ex, clap)

-          a noun (ex, hands)

If you’re happy and you know it [verb] your [noun]!

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole!

Nicole’s favorite girl scout cookies are the Thin Mints. For dinner last night she had Cinnamon and Pecan Special K cereal. If she had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be hot pink since that is her all time favorite color. Lastly, the US city she has never been to and would like to visit is Boston.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Now seeking an NFL ‘who to cheer for, for the rest of the season’ advisor.   

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

Juror No. 1

Official Editor