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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 2 Vol 2

Important Holidays: March Madness, Spring, Health and Fitness Day, and Aunt Lynne’s 50^th!

Weather: Spring has sprung, so expect an influx of birds (and thus bird droppings), floral prints, pastels, and blindingly pale skin being shown through skirts and shorts. Be sure to carry your sunglasses for protection!

Urbandictionary word of the day: transaction

 The action you get from a crossdresser.

Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It's okay, I got me some sweet transaction.

It’s possible that a pic of Ron dressed as Cher or Bev dressed as Sonny is on the hot transaction website.

Song of the Week: The Auld Town Band & Pipes, Scotland the Brave

Notable Accomplishments: Ron is boycotting the hop house, as they no longer allow cigars. Ron is reportedly described to be “Super Gargantuan Sad Pants” over this issue. UM/T had a great trip to NYC this weekend, and stopped by and saw CP’s apartment and bar for the first time. Carinne has been made “Lieutenant Beer Pong” in UM’s facebook group (which is, Save the Man Cave). Lexy had a cheer competition on Sunday and her season is reportedly almost over. Poppy is learning how to use his new wheelchair, with some minor difficulties.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You get to go on a date with any famous person. Can be past or present (like you can pick Dorothy (Judy Garland) as she was in the film). Can be anyone (Cleopatra, Mussolini, Dr Phil, etc). Who do you pick? And where do you go?

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Lynne!!!!

One of Aunt Lynne’s memorable birthdays was her 21^st, which started with a bar hop, and ended with her vomiting on a Barry Manilow record. She has no preference on the winner of March Madness. For a dream vacation, she would like to go to Hawaii or Australia. Lastly, one of her pet peeves is when her relationship manager, who hasn’t called her all day about anything, decides to call her 10 minutes before she has to leave to catch her bus that only comes once per hour.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Housekeeping! You want mint for pillow?

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Spring

Official Editor