Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 39 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Nada
Weather: Twas the two weeks before xmas, and all through the land, snow is a-fallin', and there's a beer in every hand. Keep it jolly all!
Special Holiday Section: What's your elf name?
Urbandictionary word of the day: nom nom nom
Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.
"Blimpie! What are you doing?"
"Nom nom nom."
Song of the week: Adam Sandler, The Chanukah Song
Notable Accomplishments: Lexy and Tracy went to NYC last weekend, and survived. Cam made WPIAL time at last night's meet. Alex completed another semester at college.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You need to name a drink using all of your initials in order. What is it? Please feel free to add any specifics (recipes), and bonus points if you make a tagline for commercial sales. Anything alcoholic – beer, wine, liquor, moonshine – legal or not legal: it flies.
For example, if my initials were OLB, I might name a drink Old Lady Beer (Keeps the dentures clean but sends the granny panties flyin'!). INZ may be Ill Neck Zinfindel.
FWN Member of the Week: Bev! Because she rescued the missing issues 2&3 of the newsletter!
Bev's favorite reindeer is Vixen. Her favorite Holiday Drink is red wine. Instead of lunch today, she is simply eating all day (she's having a "Grazing Party"). Her high school and mascot was the Knoch Knights.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: "It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ..."
"What's a ZJ?"
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
Look for more next time,
Cutie Hot Helper (elf names rock)
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 ½ ft pole
Official Editor
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